You drive me insane.
Ill address you, Diapers, first. Why cant you just do your job? You are a S-L-A-C-K-E-R. All my adorable baby clothes that I have bought or received get ruined because you show up late for work every single day. I spend hard earned money to keep you around. In fact, millions of us mommys do! But yet, you still feel the need to let the poop ruin my baby's clothes from countless blowouts! The playmat, the swing, changing table, MY clothes, all contain stubborn stains thanks to you.
I wish I could fire you. Hopefully, when we switch to cloth, Ill begin to respect your work again.
Now on to baby socks....
Why wont you stay ON? Why? Is it that difficult to keep my child's feet warm? Stand your ground for once, and stay on his feet! Hudson is, shall we say, a Chunky McChunkerton, and you cant stay on his fat feet? You are a disgrace! I have yet to find one of your employees that works hard enough. You should consider changing your work ethic.
Sincerely,
Dissatisfied Customer
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